Limpek Kido

Big Boy JOR!!

2009-06-21T05:20:00.003+08:00

Officially reached the 21st year of my life lu...since i was born. Normally ppl wud b saying this wit joy, wit exclamation marks behind, not really the same case for me tho.

What to do? Totally broke, alone here, havin bread, biscuits, wit plain water. I wonder whether its true where its said 21st bday shud b one helluva big day. Make no mistakes mine was definitely a big one, BIG disappointment.

Summore wat was i doin just now? Playin few rounds of disappointin dota games, in preparation for matches later. Play wit player i despise, if win, win 1.5k!!!, 1.5k of gaming credit in our medan rock cafe!!! Manager of cafe wit rock brains i say. Well, did hav sum "decent" food for dinner just now, so not that ugly of a nite i spose huh =.= Neways, 21 now, a fact i've been hiding for so long, but ppl still noe in d end.

Guess i'll finally start to really b a good boy now =)

Daibolin-ism

2009-06-16T06:11:00.005+08:00

When was there a time when you, being a blessed healthy man, could let a pair of juicy cute daibolins escape your gaze unnoticed? Can't get enuff of daibolins =)

K la finally made my comeback afta ard 1 year of bein MIA from my blog. I wonder who even comes to visit my lil pitiful blog, havin this lame ass unfaithful bastard author. Sorry dokidoki... shall never cheat on you again, clubs can never replace your place in my heart... baby plz forgive me...

<3<3<3

Damn i'm totally clueless of what to blog. Hmm, been havin totally lifeless, yet pretty much full of shit days =/

Not so long ago, God was to bring light into my not so life-ful life. At least i thought so. Always been a childhood dream to meet Japanese race queens. From them i learnt that, angels do exist on earth. And... one day i was told that they're gonna show up in my nearest favourite chillout spot!!

When we arrived there, my inner self was already screaming wit joy, brimming wit the hopes of seeing what i knew i would see, devil-like sexy angels wit mesmerizing smiles poppin champanges, posing camwhoring like there's no tomorrow. But no, they were not there, no.

Instead... What we found was only a few not so Japanese, "another college gal" faces passin car shit flyers around =S Sigh...<
/div>

No idea bout wat to cock dy, ciao first... sleep 2 hrs, gotta go for kaifan, fuck!

Happy readin this long awaited lame post =)

You can ignore this

2008-05-05T06:25:00.003+08:00

Where it starts and ends

If you're a student, hardcore gamer who games for a huge portion of your life, big-time consistent celebrity slacker in studies, who fails to show up in class for months, abandon assessments throughout your course, who sleeps in the afternoon and stays awake through the night till the mornin, who's been sent to meet the director of your course, practically screwed up nicely, promised director to change, yet again back to your old lifestyle, and slack MORE, and find yourself one day startin to feel so worried everyday that when you think of it, all the colour on your face could be gone instantly and you feel like throwin up, and finally you feel so restless and uncomfortable everyday with the thought that you might end up with nothin left in the end, and your life would most probably go the way that you totally fear of... It's time to change, take your first step to it, NOW.

Delete and chuck away any games that you can reach for, whether you're addicted to it or not. Take a walk alone down the quiet streets at 5.ooam. Take a sweet hot shower, take your time with it, and be reminded not to use conditioner instead of shampoo to wash your hair. Sit down, start doing whatever shit you've missed in class, pay no attention to the fact that they're overdue, just bloody sit down and do. When your parents have woke up, have the courtesy to give them a call, have a lil nice chat of what you've actually been doing with the money they've been spendin on your education, do not hide. You might end up bein slaughtered, but it's worth it, and you f*ckin got no other choice.

At the end of the day, do yourself a favour and give a lil pat on your shoulder, havin taken your first step to change.

KIDNAPPED

2008-05-04T08:33:00.008+08:00

Listenin to Potential Breakup Song again and again, temporarily addicted to it. Supposed to be sleepin, yet this song endlessly gives me the motivation to wake up from bed and attend to my blog hehe. Well I think haven't been updatin for a few days now, so I'll start off with my "trip" to Midvalley on Wednesday. On that lovely Wednesday noon, I woke up, quite contented with the sleep I had, yet mildly clouded with the feelin of remorse, havin fong fei gei-ed my friends who asked me along for a trip to Kuantan. Still, I just went on and did my own stuffs, lil bit here lil bit there. Few hours after that, I heard door bangin, someone claimin himself as "warden", demandin for the door to be opened. Naturally, I attended to that "warden", and instead of a short, fat, grumpy Indian, I found myself facing a not that tall, not thin at all, Mongolian-faced guy, and another slimmer guy with the word DotA written all over his face, both smirkin at me. I fell for it. The mistake couldn't be undone. Once the door was open wide, the interior of my hostel unit was stormed and invaded, I found myself bein threatened to get my ass ready for Midvalley. My laptop was taken over, what choice else did I have? I was kidnapped all the way to Midvalley.

Flaming Secret Recipe (image ruined by unknown black shoulder)

Arrived in Midvalley around 6.00pm, then Loong went to accompany his gurl to come to Midvalley. While waitin, Jorji and I walked around, and we went to have a look at guitar shops. Everytime I would be the ah mat for him when it comes to guitars. I would be in the shop, lookin at guitars, tryin to give natural guitarist's smile to the shopkeeper, and listen to Jorji, testin out guitars, one by one. He would play somethin which can't be considered as song, and it's exactly the same thing he been playin for years and years. That's definitely the best way anyone who knows bout music or even know nothin at all bout music, can describe what he was actually doin. There were a few guitars which he had a look at, that even someone like me who's totally alien to guitars, find them very attractive, sexy. Done with guitars, we decided to go somewhere to just sit down, have a drink and chillout. On the way down... there was a SODA and VOIR Jeans catwalk goin on. We slowed down to have a look. And.. and.. we saw YUMIKO and Dylan Guo on the runway!!! (sorry gurls, only Yumiko bolded) Jorji was practically doin a penguin dance, as he darted through spectators, to have a better look at Yumiko (he actually didn't even have the idea of who she is). Winnie Loo, founder of A Cut Above was also there (once again not bolded, lou beng). Couldn't take clear shot of them... since my phone sucks big time, some even claim it has a disastrous picture quality of 0.3 megapixels =( Aite, after done with all those entertainin eye candies, we went to Secret Recipe.

Lip smackin Oreo milkshake

Ordered Oreo milkshake. Notice the tray holdin sachets of brown sugar, sugar-free sweeteners and creamers? The person who was in the same table with me, kept openin sachets after sachets of brown sugar, pourin into his huge mouth, and munched away happily. I was unaware of the first sachet that he consumed, slowly realised what he was doin after seein all the empty wrappers on the table. He gave me a squintin eyes smile and said, "Hey, free dessert, why not? It's free, and it even has Secret Recipe written on it". Luckily Loong arrived before this friend had the chance to finish the whole trayful of "free desserts". We went to Pizza Hut for meal, sorry again, no nice images available due to the 0.3 megapixels. Then we saupei and went back to hostel. We actually had a few plans for that night, but ended up bein ruined by myself.. So I was kinda in a bad mood for the whole night. My mood got worse when I was msn-ing till bout 6.00am, my friend told me "somethin" bout myself. Sulkin with sour face in my room after that -.-

Modern Cute English

2008-04-29T07:01:00.002+08:00

I hope readers won't mind what I'm about to reveal. It's some random parts of ACTUAL conversation which I've had and I find it quite interesting. Shows how human have been improvin English language through time.

Situation A

KiDo: Yea, they have quite a collection of cars here in Sunway.

T2: Neh, just now you mentioned bout the what... Musang ah?

KiDo: . .

T2: And also the Hammer you said

KiDo: . . They're not musang and tukul, hammer

T2: Then???

KiDo: They're Ford Mustang and Hummer . .

Situation B

KiDo: I kinda like the Jack Daniels we had that night

Jorji: Ya.. It's kinda sweeter. What else have you all tried before?

T2: I only know that Banggali

Jorji: . .

KiDo: . .

T2: Why???

Jorji: It's actually called Bacardi

KiDo: Banggali's bangla..

Well speechless moments for me, cause I was ZHA DAO GAO GAO ! ! !

Women's Unisex Cosmetics Shop

2008-04-28T10:00:00.003+08:00

First born Ah Fatt to the Earth, then drawn sleepy eyes on his face, then born cold turkey with saucy bitchy personality in him, then came along Kido as how he's called, finally came DOKIDOKI his beloved blog! ^^ When I first started this blog, well actually wasn't that long ago (damnit! it was actually just last week), I didn't expect there would actually be people who would visit and read the craps I've written on a regular basis (actually only about five readers), and, and, and, actually askin me for updates. Hehe, myself being a righteous blogger, of course would definitely let my faithful visitors down even by the tiniest bit this world could ever offer. Hah! Well crapped for a short intro to my showcase of over-amplified self-confidence. You have my deepest apologies m'dears, as I've been really busy doin nothin in front of my monitor, feedin myself to the drunkness and ecstacy of my songs, tryin hard to nurture the healthy zombie inside (and outside) myself. Allow me, to enlighten you with what I've been up to over the weekend, for starter. I'm sure all of you folks out there are gonna be curious why on the sanest earth the picture of a product from Shu Uemura, well known Japanese cosmetics brand specially for WOMEN, would appear in a MAN'S blog like mine. OK, I actually walked into that shop, and bought somethin, as simple as that. All these are thanks to our cute lil Ms.Sandakan, all the efforts she has put in directly and indirectly to make it happen, I truly appreciate -.- The product is called skin purifier, can be used as facial cleaner, and sounds superbly well when related to my polluted. Yea, I admit that skin pollution is occurin to my face every single second even as I type here, so let's hope my first ever purchase in a women's cosmetics shop wouldn't go to waste, and shine miracle on my face (not bad, rhymes). Truthfully, had an undeniably great outin with Ms.Sandakan, we walked, we ate sushi, we shopped, we talked, a lot, even visited Kim Gary twice just for drinks, AND my so called AUSMAT twin, even came, and we had a couple'o drinks in Republic, the bar outside Pyramid's new wing. The place was nice, with music that'll lift you off your feet, though it had two major cons that night, first, being the fact that not many people were hangin out there, especially its indoor "lounge" and the fact that there's no washroom there, and this brings you to the fact that you'll have to walk all the way to the other end of Pyramid to answer to nature's call. So I ended up that night talkin and talkin and suggested games to be played, most ly ridiculous (well, what's the point of a game being non-ridiculous), with an almost blasted to smithereens pair of kidneys, and none of the games I suggested was actually played. Ms.SDK looked nice on that day, well, not just that day I promise, and she's a very fun person to hangout with, anyone who doesn't get bored hangin out with me is incredible. Sorry though, bein incredible didn't bring out the willingness in me to be the model that day, although you're definitely kind enough to persuade someone like me to be a model even just for few minutes. The trip to Republic that night brings me to the idea which is circulatin around, about the clubbin trip tomorrow with coursemates. I definitely feel like goin for it, have a happenin night, drink, maybe even do some crazy stuffs, and wake up with heavy migraine in the mornin, yet there're other things I have in my mind which I'm longin for, with the resources and the opprtunities I currently have. Plus, it's a fact that these few days, I haven't been really feeling well emotionally, lazy, tired, most of the time not even motivated to do anythin, includin dota, sittin and doin nothin -.- . But if somebody really wants to go, and no close friend is goin with somebody, I'll try my best to accompany somebody. Umm.. what else did I want to talk about. Oh yea, lately from what I observe around from my point of view, on how my friends are goin on, and how some of my friends' friends, now it's not that good of a time for relationships to blossom and flourish. No offence though, it's just that I see a lot of people screwin up in different ways, which I won't take my time and slowly state here. It's understandable when people seek company, seek for that sweet comfort, or some even seek for love. But I believe there's always a right time and a right situation to be considered for the right choice in your mind that you're tryin to make. One moment you might be standin, and the moment you might be kneelin down, face in your hands, with tears. Ponder deeply into yourself and ask yourself everytime you think about somethin (like you need a girlfriend that badly). I wish people who are lost would wake up and see clearly the path they're takin and carry on walkin on it, even for myself. Once again, no offence with what I've mentioned, just bits and pieces from the heart and the brain which I'm tyin to express here.

Life Beneath The Shadow of Insomnia

2008-04-25T07:26:00.011+08:00

Once again, bloggin dead early in the mornin. "Modern human" are defined as homo sapiens, while I would describe myself as a hybrid of newly improved homo sapien with twisted biological clock, with caffeine cells flowing through my veins. Some of my friends whom wake up really early in the mornin would ask me, whether I've got a good night's sleep, or I can't sleep halfway through and I'll answer them I've not been sleepin at all. And I get a big fat O-M-G every single mornin, somehow satisfyin way to start my day, or perhaps end the previous day, since most probably goin to bed after this. Day by day, I tell myself, I wanna to sleep earlier, I definitely wanna sleep earlier, yet day by day, I sleep "earlier" and "earlier". I'm supposed to be havin classes.. Since I've started bloggin, I've been loyal to my duty of a so called righteous person who speaks out the truth, and usually end up still awake by 9.00am. By this time, I can safely bid farewell to my classes and the next half of the day. Two days before this, I've asked my friends to do me a big favor in waking me up, and turned out my phone had been in silent mode whole of the time.. One of my friends who has been calling me every mornin even got pissed off by now, I think. I desperately need to change this lifestyle of mine, for the sake of studies, and also for health. Currently I'm lookin into the mirror, interestingly to find a guy imposter of Rainie Yang lookin back at me, with E.T eyes... *sob* The guard at the sidegate even told me shortly before this, "Ko ni memang tak nak hidup lagi ke, tengok mata ko stim, lagi stim dari ganja" . . .

(Life Beneath The Shadow of Insomnia, 25 April 2008)

it sucks, it seriously sucks..

2008-04-23T08:53:00.003+08:00

These two days are not my days. Not good at all.

From Indo, With Love

2008-04-23T06:32:00.003+08:00

Feral magnetism

I was browsing through my friendster and I came across the account of a friend whom I've known for a few months since I came here. Among all the pictures inside, I was truly captivated by an intriguing character with a lasting sophisticated, confident gaze, the quality of a true winner. I couldn't resist myself from gettin an interview out of my friend, ala Oprah Winfrey, with a mild blend of kidoistic style and taste to it. Enjoy.

Kido : Introducing N, 20, female, Asian, intelligent and attractive.

N : *blushes*

Kido : For starters, would you introduce your cuddly friend to us?

N : It's a male gorilla, 9 years old, goes by the name of Coklat

Kido : It's nationality?

N : Er.. Indo.

Kido : What do you do with it mostly?

N : Huggin

N : Dancin

N : Scare my lil bro

N : O *lookin elsewhere*

N : M

Kido : Interesting *ignorin*

N : G

N : Cuteeeeeeeee

N : Cute cute cute

N : S.C super cute

Kido : ...

Kido : Ms.N would you ..

N : Wahwahwahwahwahwahawwh!

N : Who's doggie is that eh?

Kido : .

Kido : Do you talk to Coklat normally?

N : Only when I'm sad.

N : When I'm happy, I totally ignore him. (sorry, Coklat)

Kido : What is its impact to your life?

N : Erm when I look at his face

N : Sometimes answers comin out of him wahwahwah

N : Then I fall asleep

Kido : Any message for him now in Jakarta?

Kido : Hope he gets a chance to see this

Kido : Strong and touching testimonial of yours

N : When I was a kid, I got a pressie from my Mom

N : Huge box, bigger than my body

N : It was a gorilla

N : Actually my Mom took it wrong

N : Actually I liked his twin

N : Wahwahwahwah

N : But still love it

N : Muaaach, fer Coklat

Kido : Well phrased, well phrased

Kido : Nobody could've put it better than you

Romantic Dinner

2008-04-23T05:44:00.004+08:00

Memory lane under the rain

Had my first meal of the day in Jaffar just now with my friend. As usual, by 7.00pm he'll tell me that he's going to take a short nap, and you can just nudge him anytime when you wanna go for dinner. A short nap from 7.00pm would usually end at 11.30pm, without fail. Note how short a nap can be in standard Sunway College's terms and definition, and notice how close a short nap is to the term hibernating in our particular case study that we have here. It was rainin, in between drizzlin and rainin cats and dogs when my friend finally told me he had woke up. So I asked him, are we gonna walk there, or he's drivin there. Well according to him guys like us are invulnerable to acidic rain, somethin like viper's corrosive skin, armored and immune against spells (DotA fact), so I had the opportunity of walkin under the rain for my long awaited meal of the day. Unfortunately for me, either for the fact that I possess premature corrosive skin, or simply because humans are vulnerable to rain, I'm startin to feel sick as I'm typin now. Yet, my spirit to blog on will not wither. As we were walkin under the rain, talkin, and after eatin, walked back, yet again talkin, and obviously under the rain, I felt like I kind of like the feelin. It gave me a more tranquil atmosphere than usual and left me feelin more intact with my inner feelins and thoughts. Some may put it as romantic in certain situations, but don't get me wrong, I have totally NO WHATSOEVER interests in indulgin in a romantic atmosphere with someone of the same gender as me. Out of 10 girls among those whom I know, at least more than half would ask me, "Have you walked under the rain before with a girl?". Allow me to take this opportunity to make an offer to you all out there, would you like to walk with me under the rain? Medical expenses after the trip would not be compensated though =P

What A WONDERFUL small World

2008-04-22T07:43:00.004+08:00

Ho ho ho~ Yet another post after the previous pain in the arse post =) It's already 7.47 am and I'm supposed to be gettin at least the tiniest tit kam tet amount of sleep before headin to class later. Still have assignment in store for me, and I'm already feelin less than half conscious at the moment, HAHH what a day to look forward to. Was chillin out with my friend the other day in Jaffar, yamcha, we were havin our usual aunties gosippin bout grandfather stories session. We talked and talked and talked, and till a point he told me bout his recent experience of being surprised as he bumped into a close friend of his from his schooling period. This female friend of his had been one of his closest friend, but they've lost contact due to her family moving overseas, and her moving together too. Since she went overseas, there was no whatsoever process of keepin in touch between them, and he told me that day, "You know, this friend of mine, just only today I've realised she's actually studying in our college!". It was her. Imagine this happenin to you =P Actually I myself have met with a situation which I find very similar to my friend's in certain ways. I've had this very, very, and I mean it very close friend whom we had gone through great times together, and also equally bad times, and ended up in barely keeping in touch for quite some time . I've always wanted to meet this friend of mine, but it didn't happen. Since I've started studyin here, I'm always around Pyramid, and it's been like a year I haven't been to Midvalley. I went there once recently. After I came back, this friend asked me in msn, "Were you in Midvalley just now?". Turned out my friend saw me there. For me, it was a really surprising and joyful something for that day =)

. . . no matter when, where, or what you're doing out there,

people whom you've long lost contact with . . .

might just pop up next to you!

That's a part of life's beauty =D

Sampa lou~

2008-04-21T17:28:00.016+08:00

Just another fast food outlet

Culinary expert, Agent J (expert for eating huge amount in slow-mo pace)

Despite the fact that I've been talkin bout Wendy's to my friends ages before it has actually been opened, I ended up as the one hearing stories from others bout the food there and according to a particular group of teenagers, the food sucks. What else, of course I finally went there in person to try it myself. I in fact had the opportunity to be escorted by the "legendary" Agent J (not Jolin), in my quest to indulge in the variety of delicious lookin, healthy and wholesome delicacies offered in Wendy's. Since people had been givin good feedbacks bout shrimp burger, so large shrimp supreme it was for me. Agent J took a 1/2 pounder medium set.

"Look! Their chilli sauce saucer is even two times the size of McD's"

"Mmf . . the meat is really soft, tender~"

"I tell you . . their patty's really kao kao"

"Hey Kido, Kido, there's even hot and cold water for their basins"

As expected from a true culinary expert, who even observes the basins of a fast food outlet. All in all, I would give Wendy's an 8/10 rating. A fine addition to Pyramid's wide selection of fast food restaurants.

The journey starts here..

2008-04-21T06:19:00.007+08:00

6.22 am

Finally doki doki is born ^o^ (pay no attention to Limpek Kido). Had been chattin with Lynn and suddenly reached the topic of blogs, I was thinkin, been bloggin for some time in the past and had stopped for also quite some time -.- , why not I start a new fresh one. Well frankly I had the impression that this won't start anyways, but Lynn since has already linked my blog (wtf, when it's still empty!!), I've got the motivation to carry on. Thanx ya, and also wtf anyways. Also dedicatin this to a great blogger friend of mine, she has an awesome blog, but apparently she's gonna close it down, which is really a waste. I swear to God if I wake up in the morning to find out her blog deleted, it's gonna be the number 1 most regretful and sad thing to know for the day, and definitely days to come >.<