Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Modern Cute English

I hope readers won't mind what I'm about to reveal. It's some random parts of ACTUAL conversation which I've had and I find it quite interesting. Shows how human have been improvin English language through time.


Situation A

KiDo: Yea, they have quite a collection of cars here in Sunway.

T2: Neh, just now you mentioned bout the what... Musang ah?

KiDo: . .

T2: And also the Hammer you said

KiDo: . . They're not musang and tukul, hammer

T2: Then???

KiDo: They're Ford Mustang and Hummer . .


Situation B

KiDo: I kinda like the Jack Daniels we had that night

Jorji: Ya.. It's kinda sweeter. What else have you all tried before?

T2: I only know that Banggali

Jorji: . .

KiDo: . .

T2: Why???

Jorji: It's actually called Bacardi

KiDo: Banggali's bangla..


Well speechless moments for me, cause I was ZHA DAO GAO GAO ! ! !

Monday, April 28, 2008

Women's Unisex Cosmetics Shop


First born Ah Fatt to the Earth, then drawn sleepy eyes on his face, then born cold turkey with saucy bitchy personality in him, then came along Kido as how he's called, finally came DOKIDOKI his beloved blog! ^^ When I first started this blog, well actually wasn't that long ago (damnit! it was actually just last week), I didn't expect there would actually be people who would visit and read the craps I've written on a regular basis (actually only about five readers), and, and, and, actually askin me for updates. Hehe, myself being a righteous blogger, of course would definitely let my faithful visitors down even by the tiniest bit this world could ever offer. Hah! Well crapped for a short intro to my showcase of over-amplified self-confidence. You have my deepest apologies m'dears, as I've been really busy doin nothin in front of my monitor, feedin myself to the drunkness and ecstacy of my songs, tryin hard to nurture the healthy zombie inside (and outside) myself. Allow me, to enlighten you with what I've been up to over the weekend, for starter. I'm sure all of you folks out there are gonna be curious why on the sanest earth the picture of a product from Shu Uemura, well known Japanese cosmetics brand specially for WOMEN, would appear in a MAN'S blog like mine. OK, I actually walked into that shop, and bought somethin, as simple as that. All these are thanks to our cute lil Ms.Sandakan, all the efforts she has put in directly and indirectly to make it happen, I truly appreciate -.- The product is called skin purifier, can be used as facial cleaner, and sounds superbly well when related to my polluted. Yea, I admit that skin pollution is occurin to my face every single second even as I type here, so let's hope my first ever purchase in a women's cosmetics shop wouldn't go to waste, and shine miracle on my face (not bad, rhymes). Truthfully, had an undeniably great outin with Ms.Sandakan, we walked, we ate sushi, we shopped, we talked, a lot, even visited Kim Gary twice just for drinks, AND my so called AUSMAT twin, even came, and we had a couple'o drinks in Republic, the bar outside Pyramid's new wing. The place was nice, with music that'll lift you off your feet, though it had two major cons that night, first, being the fact that not many people were hangin out there, especially its indoor "lounge" and the fact that there's no washroom there, and this brings you to the fact that you'll have to walk all the way to the other end of Pyramid to answer to nature's call. So I ended up that night talkin and talkin and suggested games to be played, most ly ridiculous (well, what's the point of a game being non-ridiculous), with an almost blasted to smithereens pair of kidneys, and none of the games I suggested was actually played. Ms.SDK looked nice on that day, well, not just that day I promise, and she's a very fun person to hangout with, anyone who doesn't get bored hangin out with me is incredible. Sorry though, bein incredible didn't bring out the willingness in me to be the model that day, although you're definitely kind enough to persuade someone like me to be a model even just for few minutes. The trip to Republic that night brings me to the idea which is circulatin around, about the clubbin trip tomorrow with coursemates. I definitely feel like goin for it, have a happenin night, drink, maybe even do some crazy stuffs, and wake up with heavy migraine in the mornin, yet there're other things I have in my mind which I'm longin for, with the resources and the opprtunities I currently have. Plus, it's a fact that these few days, I haven't been really feeling well emotionally, lazy, tired, most of the time not even motivated to do anythin, includin dota, sittin and doin nothin -.- . But if somebody really wants to go, and no close friend is goin with somebody, I'll try my best to accompany somebody. Umm.. what else did I want to talk about. Oh yea, lately from what I observe around from my point of view, on how my friends are goin on, and how some of my friends' friends, now it's not that good of a time for relationships to blossom and flourish. No offence though, it's just that I see a lot of people screwin up in different ways, which I won't take my time and slowly state here. It's understandable when people seek company, seek for that sweet comfort, or some even seek for love. But I believe there's always a right time and a right situation to be considered for the right choice in your mind that you're tryin to make. One moment you might be standin, and the moment you might be kneelin down, face in your hands, with tears. Ponder deeply into yourself and ask yourself everytime you think about somethin (like you need a girlfriend that badly). I wish people who are lost would wake up and see clearly the path they're takin and carry on walkin on it, even for myself. Once again, no offence with what I've mentioned, just bits and pieces from the heart and the brain which I'm tyin to express here.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Life Beneath The Shadow of Insomnia

Once again, bloggin dead early in the mornin. "Modern human" are defined as homo sapiens, while I would describe myself as a hybrid of newly improved homo sapien with twisted biological clock, with caffeine cells flowing through my veins. Some of my friends whom wake up really early in the mornin would ask me, whether I've got a good night's sleep, or I can't sleep halfway through and I'll answer them I've not been sleepin at all. And I get a big fat O-M-G every single mornin, somehow satisfyin way to start my day, or perhaps end the previous day, since most probably goin to bed after this. Day by day, I tell myself, I wanna to sleep earlier, I definitely wanna sleep earlier, yet day by day, I sleep "earlier" and "earlier". I'm supposed to be havin classes.. Since I've started bloggin, I've been loyal to my duty of a so called righteous person who speaks out the truth, and usually end up still awake by 9.00am. By this time, I can safely bid farewell to my classes and the next half of the day. Two days before this, I've asked my friends to do me a big favor in waking me up, and turned out my phone had been in silent mode whole of the time.. One of my friends who has been calling me every mornin even got pissed off by now, I think. I desperately need to change this lifestyle of mine, for the sake of studies, and also for health. Currently I'm lookin into the mirror, interestingly to find a guy imposter of Rainie Yang lookin back at me, with E.T eyes... *sob* The guard at the sidegate even told me shortly before this, "Ko ni memang tak nak hidup lagi ke, tengok mata ko stim, lagi stim dari ganja" . . .

(Life Beneath The Shadow of Insomnia, 25 April 2008)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

it sucks, it seriously sucks..

These two days are not my days. Not good at all.

From Indo, With Love

Feral magnetism


I was browsing through my friendster and I came across the account of a friend whom I've known for a few months since I came here. Among all the pictures inside, I was truly captivated by an intriguing character with a lasting sophisticated, confident gaze, the quality of a true winner. I couldn't resist myself from gettin an interview out of my friend, ala Oprah Winfrey, with a mild blend of kidoistic style and taste to it. Enjoy.



Kido : Introducing N, 20, female, Asian, intelligent and attractive.

N : *blushes*

Kido : For starters, would you introduce your cuddly friend to us?

N : It's a male gorilla, 9 years old, goes by the name of Coklat

Kido : It's nationality?

N : Er.. Indo.

Kido : What do you do with it mostly?

N : Huggin

N : Dancin

N : Scare my lil bro

N : O *lookin elsewhere*

N : M

Kido : Interesting *ignorin*

N : G

N : Cuteeeeeeeee

N : Cute cute cute

N : S.C super cute

Kido : ...

Kido : Ms.N would you ..

N : Wahwahwahwahwahwahawwh!

N : Who's doggie is that eh?

Kido : .

Kido : Do you talk to Coklat normally?

N : Only when I'm sad.

N : When I'm happy, I totally ignore him. (sorry, Coklat)

Kido : What is its impact to your life?

N : Erm when I look at his face

N : Sometimes answers comin out of him wahwahwah

N : Then I fall asleep

Kido : Any message for him now in Jakarta?

Kido : Hope he gets a chance to see this

Kido : Strong and touching testimonial of yours

N : When I was a kid, I got a pressie from my Mom

N : Huge box, bigger than my body

N : It was a gorilla

N : Actually my Mom took it wrong

N : Actually I liked his twin

N : Wahwahwahwah

N : But still love it

N : Muaaach, fer Coklat

Kido : Well phrased, well phrased

Kido : Nobody could've put it better than you

Romantic Dinner

Memory lane under the rain


Had my first meal of the day in Jaffar just now with my friend. As usual, by 7.00pm he'll tell me that he's going to take a short nap, and you can just nudge him anytime when you wanna go for dinner. A short nap from 7.00pm would usually end at 11.30pm, without fail. Note how short a nap can be in standard Sunway College's terms and definition, and notice how close a short nap is to the term hibernating in our particular case study that we have here. It was rainin, in between drizzlin and rainin cats and dogs when my friend finally told me he had woke up. So I asked him, are we gonna walk there, or he's drivin there. Well according to him guys like us are invulnerable to acidic rain, somethin like viper's corrosive skin, armored and immune against spells (DotA fact), so I had the opportunity of walkin under the rain for my long awaited meal of the day. Unfortunately for me, either for the fact that I possess premature corrosive skin, or simply because humans are vulnerable to rain, I'm startin to feel sick as I'm typin now. Yet, my spirit to blog on will not wither. As we were walkin under the rain, talkin, and after eatin, walked back, yet again talkin, and obviously under the rain, I felt like I kind of like the feelin. It gave me a more tranquil atmosphere than usual and left me feelin more intact with my inner feelins and thoughts. Some may put it as romantic in certain situations, but don't get me wrong, I have totally NO WHATSOEVER interests in indulgin in a romantic atmosphere with someone of the same gender as me. Out of 10 girls among those whom I know, at least more than half would ask me, "Have you walked under the rain before with a girl?". Allow me to take this opportunity to make an offer to you all out there, would you like to walk with me under the rain? Medical expenses after the trip would not be compensated though =P

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

What A WONDERFUL small World

Ho ho ho~ Yet another post after the previous pain in the arse post =) It's already 7.47 am and I'm supposed to be gettin at least the tiniest tit kam tet amount of sleep before headin to class later. Still have assignment in store for me, and I'm already feelin less than half conscious at the moment, HAHH what a day to look forward to. Was chillin out with my friend the other day in Jaffar, yamcha, we were havin our usual aunties gosippin bout grandfather stories session. We talked and talked and talked, and till a point he told me bout his recent experience of being surprised as he bumped into a close friend of his from his schooling period. This female friend of his had been one of his closest friend, but they've lost contact due to her family moving overseas, and her moving together too. Since she went overseas, there was no whatsoever process of keepin in touch between them, and he told me that day, "You know, this friend of mine, just only today I've realised she's actually studying in our college!". It was her. Imagine this happenin to you =P Actually I myself have met with a situation which I find very similar to my friend's in certain ways. I've had this very, very, and I mean it very close friend whom we had gone through great times together, and also equally bad times, and ended up in barely keeping in touch for quite some time . I've always wanted to meet this friend of mine, but it didn't happen. Since I've started studyin here, I'm always around Pyramid, and it's been like a year I haven't been to Midvalley. I went there once recently. After I came back, this friend asked me in msn, "Were you in Midvalley just now?". Turned out my friend saw me there. For me, it was a really surprising and joyful something for that day =)




. . . no matter when, where, or what you're doing out there,


people whom you've long lost contact with . . .


might just pop up next to you!


That's a part of life's beauty =D

Monday, April 21, 2008

Sampa lou~

Just another fast food outlet

Culinary expert, Agent J (expert for eating huge amount in slow-mo pace)



Despite the fact that I've been talkin bout Wendy's to my friends ages before it has actually been opened, I ended up as the one hearing stories from others bout the food there and according to a particular group of teenagers, the food sucks. What else, of course I finally went there in person to try it myself. I in fact had the opportunity to be escorted by the "legendary" Agent J (not Jolin), in my quest to indulge in the variety of delicious lookin, healthy and wholesome delicacies offered in Wendy's. Since people had been givin good feedbacks bout shrimp burger, so large shrimp supreme it was for me. Agent J took a 1/2 pounder medium set.



"Look! Their chilli sauce saucer is even two times the size of McD's"


"Mmf . . the meat is really soft, tender~"


"I tell you . . their patty's really kao kao"


"Hey Kido, Kido, there's even hot and cold water for their basins"



As expected from a true culinary expert, who even observes the basins of a fast food outlet. All in all, I would give Wendy's an 8/10 rating. A fine addition to Pyramid's wide selection of fast food restaurants.

The journey starts here..

6.22 am


Finally doki doki is born ^o^ (pay no attention to Limpek Kido). Had been chattin with Lynn and suddenly reached the topic of blogs, I was thinkin, been bloggin for some time in the past and had stopped for also quite some time -.- , why not I start a new fresh one. Well frankly I had the impression that this won't start anyways, but Lynn since has already linked my blog (wtf, when it's still empty!!), I've got the motivation to carry on. Thanx ya, and also wtf anyways. Also dedicatin this to a great blogger friend of mine, she has an awesome blog, but apparently she's gonna close it down, which is really a waste. I swear to God if I wake up in the morning to find out her blog deleted, it's gonna be the number 1 most regretful and sad thing to know for the day, and definitely days to come >.<